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Meet the new president, same as the old president. Last Tuesday, 125 million Americans cast their ballots for president and it wasn’t as close as you may think. Nearly 3 million more people voted for...
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There’s a hole in my heart—like someone sucked out all the cream filling. After 82 years, Hostess is going out of business. One of the largest wholesale bakers of breads and snack cakes, Hostess filed...
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We’re leaving—and we’re taking our state with us! That’s the message some unhappy Americans are sending to the White House. Upset that Barack Obama has been re-elected president, the White House has...
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Forty-five percent of Americans said they’d rather skip Christmas, according to a recent poll. Who can blame them? Christmas blows. The stress, the travel, the traffic, the lines, the malls, the mall...
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POOF! Like that. It’s over. Maybe it’s a volcano, an asteroid or a 50-story fire-breathing, smoke monster. But you, your pet hamster and everyone you’ve ever cared about, Googled or flipped off—they’ll...
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We have a winner! California has decided to try its luck at Powerball. Our state recently voted to join Powerball, which is played across the country in 42 states. Tickets will begin selling here on...
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No figgy pudding for you: Six former and current postal workers—calling themselves Communities and Postal Workers United—have staged their second hunger strike in the last six months in Washington,...
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Ready! Set! Geronimo! As of Sunday, no deal had been reached in Congress to avoid going over the “fiscal cliff” and that could be a pain in the ass for every American. I’m no economist. The first time...
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Get ready to lose all that extra holiday weight… Flu season is here—about five weeks early. It’s been described as “intense” and “severe” and “the feel-good hit of the summer.” (Actually that last...
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Is Lance Armstrong a weasely little bastard who had the one ball to actually lie to cancer patients? You bet. A “no-holds barred” TV interview with cyclist Lance Armstrong was scheduled to air on...
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Think you had a rough week? Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o has been labeled everything from a chump to a con artist after his two-year relationship with girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, turned out to be...
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Beyon-Say-Can-You-Sing? Beyoncé reportedly used a “backing track” during her performance of the national anthem at Barack Obama’s recent presidential inauguration . . . I’m starting to suspect Beyoncé...
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We’re fat. We’re lazy. And we lo-o-ove to smoke. That’s according to the 2013 Community Health Profile, a report released by the County of Riverside Department of Public Health. Turns out residents of...
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No fair! That’s what Coach Jim Harbaugh is yelling, after his San Francisco 49ers lost the Super Bowl on a controversial last-minute play. Jim Harbaugh—whose team was competing against his older...
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The Academy Awards are scheduled for Sunday and odds are your favorite movie won’t win. It probably wasn’t even nominated. Recent winners for Best Picture have included The Artist, The King’s Speech...
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The future is coming and it’s going to sit on your face. Google has invented computerized eyewear to video chat, take photos, search the Internet, check weather and get driving directions, according to...
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Back to work! That’s what Yahoo’s big boss is telling its 14,500 workforce. Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer recently banned working from home for hundreds of Yahoo telecommuters. All Yahoo employees have until...
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Former Playboy model and former Girls Next Door reality star Holly Madison has given birth to a baby girl, Rainbow Aurora. What’s more surprising: Holly still wanted to name her daughter Rainbow after...
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All hail the Commander-in-Chief! Just do it from a half-mile away and from behind a 10-foot armored gate. (Please don’t touch the armored gate.) That’s the message sixth graders from Waverly, Iowa,...
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Pack your bags. We’re going to Mars! Danish millionaire Bas Lansdorp, founder of the Mars One Project, has promised to put humans on the Red Planet by 2023. Applications to join the Mars mission are...
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